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On a scale of one to ten, which turtle can't swim? | |
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The dead one.
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On a scale of one to ten, which turtle can't swim? | |
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The dead one.
So I saw a thing on youtube where if you send mercenaries to attack Cesare and his crew before they kill Troche, they all kind of… glitch and become invincible and won’t do anything, expect for Micheletto
So I tried it out for myself~
I DECLARE THIS TO BE THE MOST GLORIOUS POST TO EVER GRACE TUMBLR.
JESUS CHRIST MICHELETTO.
Hahaha oh my god
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T FUCK WITH MY BITCH
HE’S REALLY WELL-TRAINED
LIKE SOME BLOODHOUND PROGRAMMED TO GO AFTER MY ENEMIES
….AND GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS AND JUSTIFY EVERYTHING I DO
(Source: carmeezyy)
Anyone else notice the incredibly creative store names in the mall during Dead Center?
The Chicago in my blood made me only notice one store in particular:
DISCO PANTS AND HAIRCUTS.
good thing they didn’t turn the car over in the mall, or else Nick might break his watch.
is anyone appreciating these references besides me?
so many people on my dash going to bamboozle or seeing the used soon
i’m usually crying along with you guys
BUT THIS TIME I AM SEEING THE USED ASJKGHKWSGFNT FIRST CONCERT IN AGEEEESS FIRST TIME I’M SEEING THEM 8+ YEARS OF OF LISTENING TO THEM AND FINALLY I GET TO SEE THEM
i will party extra hard for everyone who can’t go. ;_;9
Please do this. I’m curious.
do it
EXPLANATIONS THIS TIME WOULD BE SO AWESOME
YES WHAT MIRA SAID
everyone ships me with Emmy the end.
^yeah that’s pretty much true
BUT DO IT ANYWAYS GUYS DO IT DO IT DO IT
(Source: sunflowercourtesan)
Lucrezia:We spend so little time together these days…
Cesare: Once I’ve secured the throne of Italia, you will be my queen. And your loneliness shall be a thing of the past.
(Source: omglolxd)
